[00:05.273]Make 'em laugh
[00:06.543]Make 'em laugh
[00:07.862]Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
[00:11.516]My dad said "Be an actor, my son,
[00:14.627]But be a comical one"
[00:16.969]They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines
[00:23.496]You can study Shakspeare and be quite elite
[00:26.382]You could charm the critics and have nothing to eat
[00:29.244]Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at you feet
[00:32.386]Make 'em laugh
[00:33.160]Make 'em laugh
[00:33.936]Make 'em laugh
[00:35.237]Make--
[00:36.801]Make 'em laugh
[00:38.340]Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
[00:41.738]My grandpa said "Go out and tell them a joke, but give it plenty of hoke"
[00:47.498]Make 'em roar
[00:49.039]Make 'em scream
[00:50.618]Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam
[00:53.985]You could start by pretending your a dancer with grace
[00:57.103]Then you wiggle 'till they're giggling all over the place
[00:59.960]Then you get a great big custard pie in the face
[01:02.853]Make 'em laugh
[01:03.631]Make 'em laugh
[01:04.413]Make 'em laugh
[01:07.727]Make 'em--
[01:12.915]What?--
[01:13.444]My Dad--
[01:18.918]They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines
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[02:52.365]Make 'em laugh
[02:56.653]Make 'em laugh
[03:01.864]Make 'em laugh
[03:07.580]Make 'em laugh!

Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My dad said "Be an actor, my son,
But be a comical one"
They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines
You can study Shakspeare and be quite elite
You could charm the critics and have nothing to eat
Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at you feet
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make--
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My grandpa said "Go out and tell them a joke, but give it plenty of hoke"
Make 'em roar
Make 'em scream
Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam
You could start by pretending your a dancer with grace
Then you wiggle 'till they're giggling all over the place
Then you get a great big custard pie in the face
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em--
What?--
My Dad--
They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines
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Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh!