[00:00.000] 作词 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman
[00:03.880]Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn
[00:11.080]Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!
[00:16.240]I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!
[00:19.070]Front step，cha-cha-cha
[00:20.110]Back step，cha-cha-cha
[00:21.920]side step，front step
[00:27.910]oh！this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs
[00:30.680]Oh, mother not more ancient history!
[00:32.650]oh my god.how times have changed
[00:35.920]these girls must be blind or completely deranged
[00:39.420]but time seemed to halt
[00:40.490]when I was miss baltimore crabs
[00:44.570]amber, that move is far too dirty~
[00:46.730]Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!
[00:50.570]You can laugh, but life's a test!
[00:53.750]Don’t do this, don't do that!
[00:55.480]Remember, Mother knows best!
[00:57.640]And the crowns in the vault from
[00:59.710]when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
[01:02.690]these steps are perfect ammunition.
[01:04.710]Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition
[01:08.390]Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!
[01:11.850]1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
[01:15.500]Those poor runner ups
[01:17.390]might still hold some grudges
[01:19.240]They padded their cups
[01:21.290]But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance
[01:30.390]boys, put me down!
[1:32.490]Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
[01:36.180]Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
[01:40.140]
[01:40.500]On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind!
[01:44.860]Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?
[01:46.600]Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
[01:48.560]I hit the stage
[01:50.270]
[01:52.290]While belting Aida
[01:54.010]and preparing SOUFLEES!
[01:54.530]But that triple somersault
[01:56.530]is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:29.780]Proceed.
[02:30.630]Are you scared we're on live?
[02:32.340]No, I'm sure I can cope.
[02:34.100]Well, this show isn't broadcast in
[02:36.480]Cinema scope!
[02:37.740]I never drink one chocolate malt
[02:39.570]no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:44.860]This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
[02:48.460]Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose!
[02:52.190]I would say
[02:52.910]Oh! guvilut
[02:54.090]if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs
[02:59.120]Do you dance like you dress?
[03:01.010]Amber, theres no need to be cruel
[03:02.810]would u swim in an integrated pool?
[03:06.380]I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier!
[03:10.960]Not in Baltimore, it isn't!
[03:13.080]and may i be frank
[03:14.800]first impressions can be tough
[03:16.660]and when i saw you i knew
[03:18.510]if your size weren't enough ,your last answer just blew it!
[03:22.210]and so my dear ，so short and stout
[03:25.640]you’ll never be in
[03:27.450]so were kicking you out!
[03:29.330]with your form and your fate
[03:31.450]oh, it isn't your fault!
[03:33.070]just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs
[03:43.700]ugh you may go
[03:45.120]
[03:47.480]I think they secretly liked u!
[03:51.740]May I please audition?
[03:52.920]Of course not
[03:54.570]but u can bow and exalt
[03:56.770]for i am miss Baltimore crabs!
[04:02.990]crabs, crabs, crabs

作词 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman
作曲 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman
Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn
Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!
I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!
Front step，cha-cha-cha
Back step，cha-cha-cha
side step，front step
oh！this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs
Oh, mother not more ancient history!
oh my god.how times have changed
these girls must be blind or completely deranged
but time seemed to halt
when I was miss baltimore crabs
amber, that move is far too dirty~
Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!
You can laugh, but life's a test!
Don’t do this, don't do that!
Remember, Mother knows best!
And the crowns in the vault from
when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
these steps are perfect ammunition.
Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition
Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
Those poor runner ups
might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance
boys, put me down!
Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind!
Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?
Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
I hit the stage
While belting Aida
and preparing SOUFLEES!
But that triple somersault
is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
Proceed.
Are you scared we're on live?
No, I'm sure I can cope.
Well, this show isn't broadcast in
Cinema scope!
I never drink one chocolate malt
no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose!
I would say
Oh! guvilut
if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs
Do you dance like you dress?
Amber, theres no need to be cruel
would u swim in an integrated pool?
I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier!
Not in Baltimore, it isn't!
and may i be frank
first impressions can be tough
and when i saw you i knew
if your size weren't enough ,your last answer just blew it!
and so my dear ，so short and stout
you’ll never be in
so were kicking you out!
with your form and your fate
oh, it isn't your fault!
just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs
ugh you may go
I think they secretly liked u!
May I please audition?
Of course not
but u can bow and exalt
for i am miss Baltimore crabs!
crabs, crabs, crabs