[00:00.000] 作词 : Chat Music
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Chat Music
[00:02.017]I think a happy ending would be
[00:03.390]she eats the apple
[00:04.442]and the movie fades to black
[00:06.669]Even Microsoft is rooting for THIS Apple!
[00:08.537]Cancelled YouTube premium
[00:09.794]so I can enjoy the ads
[00:11.619]Not even Oppenheimer could make such a bomb
[00:13.439]Disney is going down faster and faster
[00:16.329]If this movie had been released in the 1900s
[00:18.622]Titanic would have be forgotten as the worst disaster
[00:21.401]The dwarves look like none of them are allowed
[00:23.525]within a mile of a school
[00:26.042]The United States military use this movie as an interrogation tool
[00:30.895]Ziegler is gearing up for a new career
[00:32.750]as a cashier at TJ Maxx
[00:35.532]When your lead actor is so toxic
[00:37.654]she poisons the apple instead
[00:40.444]Lord Farquaad couldn't get the princess
[00:42.713]so he became one
[00:44.143]Congrats for her transition
[00:45.416]Snow White eats the poisoned apple
[00:47.284]but is unable to use Disney for it because
[00:48.010]she agreed to the Disney+ terms and conditions
[00:50.356]This makes YouTube Rewind look like
[00:52.328]a cinematic masterpiece
[00:54.911]Knowing that this movie exists truly makes me jealous of
[00:57.682]the blind,the deaf and the deceased
[00:59.567]Mirror Mirror on the wall
[01:01.586]Walt Disney disliked this from heaven
[01:04.028]Mirror Mirror on the wall
[01:06.376]3/21 is the new 9/11
[01:09.328]"I find your lack of audience...concerning."--Dwarf Vader
[01:13.768]Dropped the biggest shit
[01:15.398]and didn't even give us toilet paper
[01:19.113]"Coming to a theater near you."
[01:20.728]Decided to live off grid
[01:23.130]My Wi-Fi tried to disconnect itself
[01:25.706]to save me form watching this
[01:28.538]If she's Snow White then I'm Michael Jordan
[01:33.324]At this rate Disney are gonna make Mickey Mouse a dolphin
[01:38.106]This trailer made serbian film emotionally rewarding
[01:43.131]The only snow that's white here
[01:44.897]is the one Disney's executives keep snorting
[01:47.967]Mirror Mirror on the wall
[01:49.552]When did Lord Farquaad get so tall?
[01:52.114]Mirror Mirror on the wall
[01:54.294]who approved that wig,after all?
[01:56.966]Mirror Mirror on my screen
[01:59.452]can this trailer be un-seen?
[02:01.725]Mirror Mirror on the wall
[02:03.852]what's the shittiest remake of all?
[02:06.432]shut it!

作词 : Chat Music
作曲 : Chat Music
I think a happy ending would be
she eats the apple
and the movie fades to black
Even Microsoft is rooting for THIS Apple!
Cancelled YouTube premium
so I can enjoy the ads
Not even Oppenheimer could make such a bomb
Disney is going down faster and faster
If this movie had been released in the 1900s
Titanic would have be forgotten as the worst disaster
The dwarves look like none of them are allowed
within a mile of a school
The United States military use this movie as an interrogation tool
Ziegler is gearing up for a new career
as a cashier at TJ Maxx
When your lead actor is so toxic
she poisons the apple instead
Lord Farquaad couldn't get the princess
so he became one
Congrats for her transition
Snow White eats the poisoned apple
but is unable to use Disney for it because
she agreed to the Disney+ terms and conditions
This makes YouTube Rewind look like
a cinematic masterpiece
Knowing that this movie exists truly makes me jealous of
the blind,the deaf and the deceased
Mirror Mirror on the wall
Walt Disney disliked this from heaven
Mirror Mirror on the wall
3/21 is the new 9/11
"I find your lack of audience...concerning."--Dwarf Vader
Dropped the biggest shit
and didn't even give us toilet paper
"Coming to a theater near you."
Decided to live off grid
My Wi-Fi tried to disconnect itself
to save me form watching this
If she's Snow White then I'm Michael Jordan
At this rate Disney are gonna make Mickey Mouse a dolphin
This trailer made serbian film emotionally rewarding
The only snow that's white here
is the one Disney's executives keep snorting
Mirror Mirror on the wall
When did Lord Farquaad get so tall?
Mirror Mirror on the wall
who approved that wig,after all?
Mirror Mirror on my screen
can this trailer be un-seen?
Mirror Mirror on the wall
what's the shittiest remake of all?
shut it!