[00:04.87]Welcome to the BSOD instructional track for DJ's
[00:08.48]Now lets begin
[00:12.47]Let's start with a simple kick drum
[00:26.03]The bass is what makes the booty move
[00:27.94]Feel the bass
[00:37.40]I like the bass
[00:38.41]But I digress
[00:39.80]Please surrender your booty to the bass
[00:43.14]The next part to enter is the open hi-hat
[00:46.13]The open hi-hat creates the counter-syncopation
[00:48.81]Making you want to dance
[01:13.67]Now lets bring in some chords
[01:48.27]This is the hook
[01:48.72]This is the hook
[01:50.41]This is the hook
[01:51.78]It's catchy, you'll like it
[01:54.28]This is the hook
[01:56.23]This is the hook
[01:58.07]This is the hook
[01:59.18]It's catchy, you'll like it
[02:01.92]This is the hook
[02:03.95]This is the hook
[02:05.65]This is the hook
[02:06.88]It's catchy, you'll like it
[02:09.58]This is the hook
[02:11.48]This is the hook
[02:13.33]This is the hook
[02:14.66]It's catchy, you'll like it
[02:23.96]Now it is time for the breakdown
[02:26.63]The breakdown allows the track to really break the repetition
[02:48.19]Now for the quiet part
[02:51.11]Let's filter the hi-hat
[02:52.74]Let's filter the chorus
[02:54.28]Let's filter the bass
[02:55.70]I like the filters
[02:56.94]I like the grooves
[02:58.27]But I digress
[03:02.38]Let's break it down to a kick drum
[03:27.55]Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
[03:30.24]Look up from your decks
[03:31.55]Look at the audience
[03:32.86]It is important to show that you are alive
[03:36.01]This is the hook
[03:37.48]This is the hook
[03:39.27]This is the hook
[03:40.54]It's catchy, you'll like it
[03:43.17]This is the hook
[03:45.06]This is the hook
[03:47.09]This is the hook
[03:48.04]It's catchy, you'll like it
[03:50.79]This is the hook
[03:52.70]This is the hook
[03:54.62]This is the hook
[03:56.03]It's catchy, you'll like it
[03:58.59]This is the hook
[04:00.43]This is the hook
[04:02.19]This is the hook
[04:03.40]It's catchy, you'll like it
[04:06.18]This is the hook
[04:08.07]This is the hook
[04:09.94]This is the hook
[04:11.30]It's catchy, you'll like it
[04:13.73]This is the hook
[04:16.00]This is the hook
[04:17.64]This is the hook
[04:18.82]It's catchy, you'll like it
[04:21.08]Lets break it down to a kick drum
[04:32.68]The bass is what makes the booty move
[04:34.54]Feel the bass
[04:38.24]Remember, even though you are the DJ
[04:40.14]It is okay to dance
[05:08.82]Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
[05:11.49]Look up from your decks
[05:12.81]Look at the audience
[05:14.13]It is important to show that you are alive
[05:16.95]This is the hook
[05:18.80]This is the hook
[05:20.67]This is the hook
[05:21.82]It's catchy, you'll like it
[05:24.56]This is the hook
[05:26.45]This is the hook
[05:28.29]This is the hook
[05:29.44]It's catchy, you'll like it
[05:32.11]This is the hook
[05:34.04]This is the hook
[05:35.83]This is the hook
[05:37.15]It's catchy, you'll like it
[05:40.33]This is the hook
[05:41.70]This is the hook
[05:43.62]This is the hook
[05:44.88]It's catchy, you'll like it
[05:51.65]If the DJ doesn't have the next track cued by now
[05:54.65]He or she is ******.

Welcome to the BSOD instructional track for DJ's
Now lets begin
Let's start with a simple kick drum
The bass is what makes the booty move
Feel the bass
I like the bass
But I digress
Please surrender your booty to the bass
The next part to enter is the open hi-hat
The open hi-hat creates the counter-syncopation
Making you want to dance
Now lets bring in some chords
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
Now it is time for the breakdown
The breakdown allows the track to really break the repetition
Now for the quiet part
Let's filter the hi-hat
Let's filter the chorus
Let's filter the bass
I like the filters
I like the grooves
But I digress
Let's break it down to a kick drum
Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
Look up from your decks
Look at the audience
It is important to show that you are alive
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
Lets break it down to a kick drum
The bass is what makes the booty move
Feel the bass
Remember, even though you are the DJ
It is okay to dance
Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
Look up from your decks
Look at the audience
It is important to show that you are alive
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you'll like it
If the DJ doesn't have the next track cued by now
He or she is ******.