[00:00.000] 作曲 : Parry Gripp
[00:00.100]I have a dream I'm here to tell.
[00:04.250]About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel.
[00:07.380]Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
[00:11.240]Catering to a specific clientele
[00:16.290]Inside of every demon is a rainbow
[00:19.270]Inside every sinner is a shiny smile.
[00:22.590]Inside of every creepy, hatcher-wielding maniac
[00:24.370]is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child
[00:27.290]We can turn around
[00:29.240]They'll be Heaven-bound
[00:30.490]With just a little time
[00:31.220]Down at the Happy Hotel
[00:35.110]So all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos
[00:36.100]Creepers, f**k-up, crooks and zeros
[00:38.480]And downfallen superheroes
[00:39.170]Help is here
[00:40.240]All of you cretins ,slobs and losers
[00:41.260]Sexual deviants and boozers
[00:43.590]And prescription drug abusers
[00:45.140]Need not fear.
[00:46.280]while in our care
[00:47.160]We'll cure your sin
[00:49.540]We'll make you well
[00:50.280]You'll feel so well
[00:51.330]Right here in Hell
[00:53.270]At the Happy Hotel
[00:57.480]There'll be no more fire and no more screams
[01:00.240]Just puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams
[01:04.140]And puffy-wuffy clouds
[01:05.330]You're gonna be like, "Wow!"
[01:07.280]Once you check in with meeee
[01:13.330]So all your cartoon porn addictions
[01:15.250]Vegan rants, psychic predictions
[01:16.440]Ancient Roman crucifixions
[01:17.220]End right here
[01:19.100]All you monsts, thieves, and crazies
[01:20.530]Cannibals and crying babies
[01:21.130]Frothing mouthers full of rabies
[01:22.110]Fill with cheer
[01:24.110]You'll be complete
[01:25.240]It'll be so neat
[01:26.410]Our services can't be beat
[01:27.470]You'll be on easy street
[01:28.150]Yes！ Life will be sweet
[01:30.240]At the Happy Hotel
[01:36.110]YEAH!

作曲 : Parry Gripp
I have a dream I'm here to tell.
About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel.
Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele
Inside of every demon is a rainbow
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile.
Inside of every creepy, hatcher-wielding maniac
is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child
We can turn around
They'll be Heaven-bound
With just a little time
Down at the Happy Hotel
So all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos
Creepers, f**k-up, crooks and zeros
And downfallen superheroes
Help is here
All of you cretins ,slobs and losers
Sexual deviants and boozers
And prescription drug abusers
Need not fear.
while in our care
We'll cure your sin
We'll make you well
You'll feel so well
Right here in Hell
At the Happy Hotel
There'll be no more fire and no more screams
Just puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams
And puffy-wuffy clouds
You're gonna be like, "Wow!"
Once you check in with meeee
So all your cartoon porn addictions
Vegan rants, psychic predictions
Ancient Roman crucifixions
End right here
All you monsts, thieves, and crazies
Cannibals and crying babies
Frothing mouthers full of rabies
Fill with cheer
You'll be complete
It'll be so neat
Our services can't be beat
You'll be on easy street
Yes！ Life will be sweet
At the Happy Hotel
YEAH!