[00:01.693]My name is Marry Alice Young
[00:04.317]When you read this mornin’s paper
[00:05.870]You may come across an article
[00:07.303]About the unusual day I had last week.
[00:10.740]Normally, there’s never anything newsworthy about my life
[00:14.345]But that all changed last Thursday
[00:17.166]Of course, everything seemed quite normal first
[00:20.344]I performed my chores
[00:22.877]I completed my projects
[00:25.104]I ran my errands
[00:27.082]In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day
[00:31.203]Quietly polishing the routine of my life
[00:33.787]Until it gleamed with perfection
[00:37.243]That’s why it was so astonishing
[00:39.463]When I decided to go to my hallway closet
[00:42.410]And retrieve a revolver that had never been used

My name is Marry Alice Young
When you read this mornin’s paper
You may come across an article
About the unusual day I had last week.
Normally, there’s never anything newsworthy about my life
But that all changed last Thursday
Of course, everything seemed quite normal first
I performed my chores
I completed my projects
I ran my errands
In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day
Quietly polishing the routine of my life
Until it gleamed with perfection
That’s why it was so astonishing
When I decided to go to my hallway closet
And retrieve a revolver that had never been used