[00:14.150]And if your heart stops beating
[00:16.700]I'll be there wondering
[00:18.640]Did you get what you deserve?
[00:22.470]The ending of your life
[00:23.220]
[00:23.970]And if you get to Heaven
[00:26.650]I'll be here waiting, baby
[00:28.470]Did you get what you deserve?
[00:32.110]The ending of your life won't wait
[00:35.610]Then your heart can't take this hell
[00:38.000]
[00:38.350]You heard the news that you're dead
[00:43.050]No one ever had much nice to say
[00:45.450]I think I never liked you anyway
[00:48.330]You're dead
[00:49.950]Free from the hospital bed
[00:52.680]Wouldn't it be grand
[00:54.090]It ain't exactly what you planned
[00:55.090]And wouldn't it be great if
[00:56.570]We were dead
[00:58.000]
[00:59.370]All Dead!
[01:00.920]
[01:02.580]So tired and oh so squeamish
[01:04.730]You never fell in love
[01:07.510]Did you get what you deserve?
[01:10.460]The ending of your life
[01:12.350]
[01:13.320]And if you get to Heaven
[01:15.010]I'll be here waiting, baby
[01:17.440]Did you get what you deserve?
[01:20.300]The ending of your life won't wait
[01:23.690]Then your heart can't take this hell
[01:24.800]
[01:26.080]You heard the news that you're dead
[01:31.230]No one ever had much nice to say
[01:33.470]I think I never liked you anyway
[01:35.920]You're dead
[01:37.670]Free from the hospital bed
[01:40.950]Wouldn't it be grand
[01:42.060]Take a pistol by the hand
[01:43.090]And wouldn't it be great if
[01:45.130]We were dead
[01:48.490]
[01:49.730]And in my honest observation
[01:50.860]To ring this operation
[01:53.170]Found a complication
[01:54.880]In your heart, so long
[01:57.400]Cause now you've got
[02:01.900]Maybe just two weeks to live
[02:05.000]Is that the most, the most that you can give?
[02:26.440]
[02:29.890]One, Two, One Two Three Four
[02:32.000]La la la la la,
[02:35.400]La la la la la,
[02:36.950]La la la la la,
[02:41.010]La la la la la,
[02:44.380]La la la la la,
[02:46.740]La la la la la,
[02:50.170]
[02:51.180]If life ain't just a joke
[02:54.980]Then why are we laughing?
[02:58.310]Ain't just a joke
[03:00.040]Then why are we laughing?
[03:01.810]Ain't just a joke
[03:04.600]Then why are we laughing?
[03:06.850]Ain't just a joke
[03:09.840]Then why am I dead?
[03:11.180]
[03:14.140]Dead!

And if your heart stops beating
I'll be there wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to Heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this hell
You heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think I never liked you anyway
You're dead
Free from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if
We were dead
All Dead!
So tired and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to Heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this hell
You heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think I never liked you anyway
You're dead
Free from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
Take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if
We were dead
And in my honest observation
To ring this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most, the most that you can give?
One, Two, One Two Three Four
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?
Dead!