[00:00.00] 作词 : Al Yankovic
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Al Yankovic
[00:21.57]Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
[00:24.00]It's time for us to join in the fight
[00:26.64]It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
[00:29.40]It's time to let the bedbugs bite
[00:31.59]You better put all your eggs in one basket
[00:34.29]You better count your chickens before they hatch
[00:36.96]You better sell some wine before it's time
[00:39.72]You better find yourself an itch to scratch
[00:42.96]You better squeeze all the
[00:44.13]Charmin you can
[00:45.24]While Mr.
[00:45.87]Wipple's not around
[00:47.79]Stick your head in the microwave
[00:49.41]And get yourself a tan
[00:57.03]Talk with your mouth full
[00:59.85]Bite the hand that feeds you
[01:02.85]Bite off more than you chew
[01:03.69]What can you do?
[01:05.55]Dare to be stupid
[01:12.00]Take some wooden nickels
[01:12.51]Look for Mr.
[01:12.87]GoodbarGet your mojo working now
[01:14.43]I'll show you how
[01:15.96]You can dare to be stupid
[01:17.85]You can turn the other cheek
[01:20.52]You can just give up the ship
[01:23.22]You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
[01:26.91]Dare to be stupid
[01:29.01]Come on and dare to be stupid
[01:31.29]It's so easy to do
[01:32.34]Dare to be stupid
[01:34.23]We're all waiting for you, let's go
[01:46.53]It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
[01:49.50]So can I have a volunteer?
[01:52.29]There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
[01:54.72]Now it's time for crying in your beer
[01:57.27]Settle down, raise a family, join the
[02:00.63]PTABuy some sensible shoes and a
[02:02.73]ChevroletAnd party 'til you're broke and they drive you away
[02:05.49]It's okay, you can dare to be stupid
[02:08.70]It's like spitting on a fish
[02:11.40]It's like barking up a tree
[02:13.92]It's like
[02:14.31]I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
[02:17.73]Dare to be stupid(Yes)
[02:18.75]Why don't you dare to be stupid?
[02:22.11]It's so easy to do
[02:22.71]Dare to be stupid
[02:24.54]We're all waiting for you
[02:25.80]Dare to be stupid
[02:27.42]Burn your candle at both ends
[02:29.37]Look a gift horse in the mouth
[02:32.70]Mashed potatoes can be your friends
[02:40.77]You can be a coffee achiever
[02:42.81]You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver
[02:45.60]The future's up to you
[02:46.98]So what you gonna do?
[02:48.48]Dare to be stupid
[02:49.80]Dare to be stupid
[02:51.09]What did I say?
[02:52.50]Dare to be stupid
[02:53.49]Tell me, what did
[02:54.12]I say?Dare to be stupid
[02:56.52]It's alright
[02:57.81]Dare to be stupid
[02:58.50]We can be stupid all night
[03:00.48]Dare to be stupid
[03:01.35]Come on, join the crowd
[03:03.18]Dare to be stupid
[03:04.20]Shout it out loud
[03:05.88]Dare to be stupid
[03:07.20]I can't hear you
[03:08.43]Dare to be stupid
[03:09.84]Okay, I can hear you now
[03:11.16]Dare to be stupid
[03:12.03]Let's go, dare to be stupid
[03:12.78]Dare to be stupid
[03:13.89]Dare to be stupid
[03:15.21]Dare to be stupid
[03:17.88]Dare to be stupid
[03:19.26]Dare to be stupid
[03:20.55]Dare to be stupid
[03:21.93]Dare to be stupid

作词 : Al Yankovic
作曲 : Al Yankovic
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the
Charmin you can
While Mr.
Wipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave
And get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr.
GoodbarGet your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you, let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the
PTABuy some sensible shoes and a
ChevroletAnd party 'til you're broke and they drive you away
It's okay, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like
I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid(Yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid?
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say?
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did
I say?Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
Okay, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid