[00:00.00]MR. BROWN: What the **** was I talking about?
[00:02.00]MR. ORANGE: You said "True Blue" was about a guy…
[00:05.20]a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy.
[00:06.40]But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.
[00:09.00]MR. BROWN: OK.Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin" is about.
[00:12.00]It's all about this cooze who's a regular **** machine.
[00:14.00]Now I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon,
[00:17.00]****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****.
[00:20.00]MR. BLUE: How many ****s is that?
[00:21.00]MR. WHITE: A lot
[00:22.00]MR. BROWN: Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother****er,
[00:25.00]and it's like, whoa baby.
[00:27.00]I mean this cat likes Charles Bronson in The Great Escape.
[00:30.00]He's diggin tunnels.
[00:31.00]Now she's gettin this serious **** action,
[00:33.00]she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever.
[00:36.00]PAIN.PAIN
[00:37.40]Chew? Toby Chew?
[00:38.00]It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
[00:42.33]You know her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now
[00:45.00]But when this cat ****s her, it hurts
[00:48.45]It hurts just like it did the first time.
[00:50.44]You see the pain is reminding a ****ing machine what was once like to be a virgin
[00:55.00]Hence, "Like a Virgin."

MR. BROWN: What the **** was I talking about?
MR. ORANGE: You said "True Blue" was about a guy…
a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy.
But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BROWN: OK.Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin" is about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular **** machine.
Now I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon,
****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****.
MR. BLUE: How many ****s is that?
MR. WHITE: A lot
MR. BROWN: Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother****er,
and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean this cat likes Charles Bronson in The Great Escape.
He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious **** action,
she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever.
PAIN.PAIN
Chew? Toby Chew?
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now
But when this cat ****s her, it hurts
It hurts just like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a ****ing machine what was once like to be a virgin
Hence, "Like a Virgin."