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[00:14.29]Well I'm just an old man now covered with scars
[00:18.25]Most of them I got fightin' in them redneck bars
[00:22.23]And A bunch of brand new tattoos that Squench put on me
[00:25.42]
[00:29.07]He covered up the ones I'd gotten years ago
[00:32.69]Back in prison when I was just Dave Coe
[00:36.47]And I wasn't famous then and I wasn't free
[00:39.83]
[00:43.39]You know I grew up in a three room run down shack
[00:47.18]At the foot of the hill by the railroad track
[00:50.31]Where decent folks don't go when the sun goes down
[00:53.74]
[00:56.91]My daddy worked at the Goodyear tire and rubber company
[00:59.62]And he worked on cars
[01:01.42]My momma went to church and my daddy went to bars
[01:05.02]Most people just called it the hillbilly part of town
[01:07.89]
[01:11.31]I had a '55 Chevy when I was fifteen
[01:15.30]I painted it red cause I was still green
[01:19.31]Hell I couldn't even afford to buy it gas
[01:21.91]
[01:24.72]Had a .410 rifle and a bowie knife to
[01:28.29]Red Man tobacco that I liked to chew
[01:31.57]And we'd count the cars when the trains went past
[01:34.77]And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass
[01:37.51]
[01:39.63]If that ain't country it'll hair lip the pope
[01:45.48]If that ain't country it's a damn good joke
[01:51.62]I've been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash
[02:01.71]And if he ain't country i'll kiss your ass
[02:06.21]
[02:12.24]You know one of my sisters was a lady of the night
[02:15.65]Then one day she saw the light
[02:19.06]Now she don't do those things that she used to do
[02:21.68]
[02:25.49]She never made the funeral when my daddy died
[02:29.01]I said I'd forgive her but I guess I lied
[02:32.79]Cause there ain't no way to hide the way that I feel
[02:35.63]
[02:39.32]Me and my brothers took our sister Diane
[02:41.94]Down to the funeral home to see the old man
[02:45.81]Jimmy was the oldest and Diane she was the youngest one
[02:48.98]
[02:52.51]Jack and Ray was in the middle and then there was me
[02:56.05]And I'm the one that turned 23
[02:58.50]And grew up to be that yankee's rebel son
[03:02.05]
[03:05.56]Times are changing I heard Bob Dylan say
[03:08.55]It's been fifteen years now since my father passed away
[03:13.06]But I can still picture him in his overalls
[03:15.80]
[03:19.14]Standin' around the house where he made his deals
[03:22.71]Around the porch there was a bunch of old wheels
[03:26.02]And some used Harley Davidson parts that he sold for cash
[03:29.47]
[03:32.29]There was fifty holes in an old tin roof
[03:36.16]Me and my family was livin' proof
[03:39.19]Everybody called us old poor white trash
[03:42.28]And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass
[03:45.05]
[03:46.91]If that ain't country it'll hair lip the pope
[03:52.69]If that ain't country it's a damn good joke
[03:58.58]I've been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash
[04:08.48]And if he ain't country i'll kiss your ass
[04:13.15]
[04:14.52]And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass
[04:20.60]And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass
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Well I'm just an old man now covered with scars
Most of them I got fightin' in them redneck bars
And A bunch of brand new tattoos that Squench put on me
He covered up the ones I'd gotten years ago
Back in prison when I was just Dave Coe
And I wasn't famous then and I wasn't free
You know I grew up in a three room run down shack
At the foot of the hill by the railroad track
Where decent folks don't go when the sun goes down
My daddy worked at the Goodyear tire and rubber company
And he worked on cars
My momma went to church and my daddy went to bars
Most people just called it the hillbilly part of town
I had a '55 Chevy when I was fifteen
I painted it red cause I was still green
Hell I couldn't even afford to buy it gas
Had a .410 rifle and a bowie knife to
Red Man tobacco that I liked to chew
And we'd count the cars when the trains went past
And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass
If that ain't country it'll hair lip the pope
If that ain't country it's a damn good joke
I've been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash
And if he ain't country i'll kiss your ass
You know one of my sisters was a lady of the night
Then one day she saw the light
Now she don't do those things that she used to do
She never made the funeral when my daddy died
I said I'd forgive her but I guess I lied
Cause there ain't no way to hide the way that I feel
Me and my brothers took our sister Diane
Down to the funeral home to see the old man
Jimmy was the oldest and Diane she was the youngest one
Jack and Ray was in the middle and then there was me
And I'm the one that turned 23
And grew up to be that yankee's rebel son
Times are changing I heard Bob Dylan say
It's been fifteen years now since my father passed away
But I can still picture him in his overalls
Standin' around the house where he made his deals
Around the porch there was a bunch of old wheels
And some used Harley Davidson parts that he sold for cash
There was fifty holes in an old tin roof
Me and my family was livin' proof
Everybody called us old poor white trash
And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass
If that ain't country it'll hair lip the pope
If that ain't country it's a damn good joke
I've been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash
And if he ain't country i'll kiss your ass
And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass
And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass