[00:03.13]There's Bourbon in the bathtub, eyelashes in the sink
[00:07.97]I'm trying not to throw up on my thrift store mink
[00:12.02]There's someone on my pillow who says he works on tech
[00:15.95]I beat him at Nintendo, who knows what happens next
[00:20.14]I know, I know, I know, I know
[00:22.30]This is looking like a **** show
[00:24.38]And I'm not gonna try to say
[00:26.16]That it isn't what it is though
[00:28.26]Don't cry about it, baby
[00:30.05]Don't be so uptight
[00:32.11]And I defense it all
[00:33.74]Looked so damn glamorous last night
[00:36.09]Where is my purse?
[00:38.28]Who's this person in my phone?
[00:40.41]I'm pretty sure
[00:42.25]I'm the worst at self-control
[00:44.39]Sometimes it hurts
[00:46.50]Living so rock 'n' roll
[00:48.48]But it could be worse
[00:50.34]I could be responsible
[00:54.11]I should be with Amy 'cause she's just so adult
[00:58.13]She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn't full
[01:02.04]And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess
[01:06.21]She'd probably come and get me, but I don't know the address
[01:10.14]And I know, I know, I know, I know
[01:12.17]This is looking like a **** show
[01:14.38]And I'm not gonna try to say
[01:16.06]That it isn't what it is though
[01:18.21]Don't cry about it, baby
[01:20.19]Don't be so uptight
[01:22.14]And I defense it all
[01:23.57]Looked so damn glamorous last night
[01:26.07]Where is my purse?
[01:28.36]Who's this person in my phone?
[01:30.34]I'm pretty sure
[01:32.33]I'm the worst at self-control
[01:34.40]Sometimes it hurts
[01:36.50]Living so rock 'n' roll
[01:38.49]But it could be worse
[01:40.32]I could be responsible
[01:42.57]Sir, that ticket
[01:44.11]I swear it's in the mail
[01:45.93]But if not, how will I send it
[01:48.00]If you take me to jail?
[01:51.94]And I know, I know, I know, I know
[01:54.14]This is looking like a **** show
[01:56.30]And I'm not gonna try to say
[01:58.11]That it isn't what it is though
[02:00.25]Don't cry about it, baby
[02:02.05]Don't be so uptight
[02:04.12]And I defense it all
[02:05.68]Looked so damn glamorous last night
[02:08.08]Where is my purse?
[02:10.48]Who's this person in my phone?
[02:12.48]I'm pretty sure
[02:14.33]I'm the worst at self-control
[02:16.46]Sometimes it hurts
[02:18.48]Living so rock 'n' roll
[02:20.46]But it could be worse
[02:22.42]I could be responsible
[02:24.49]I, I, I, I could be responsible
[02:28.68]I, I, I, I could be responsible
[02:32.55]I, I, I, I could be responsible
[02:36.58]I, I, I, I could be responsible

There's Bourbon in the bathtub, eyelashes in the sink
I'm trying not to throw up on my thrift store mink
There's someone on my pillow who says he works on tech
I beat him at Nintendo, who knows what happens next
I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a **** show
And I'm not gonna try to say
That it isn't what it is though
Don't cry about it, baby
Don't be so uptight
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
Where is my purse?
Who's this person in my phone?
I'm pretty sure
I'm the worst at self-control
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock 'n' roll
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
I should be with Amy 'cause she's just so adult
She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn't full
And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess
She'd probably come and get me, but I don't know the address
And I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a **** show
And I'm not gonna try to say
That it isn't what it is though
Don't cry about it, baby
Don't be so uptight
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
Where is my purse?
Who's this person in my phone?
I'm pretty sure
I'm the worst at self-control
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock 'n' roll
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
Sir, that ticket
I swear it's in the mail
But if not, how will I send it
If you take me to jail?
And I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a **** show
And I'm not gonna try to say
That it isn't what it is though
Don't cry about it, baby
Don't be so uptight
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
Where is my purse?
Who's this person in my phone?
I'm pretty sure
I'm the worst at self-control
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock 'n' roll
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible