[00:01.524] ANGEL: Who died?
[00:02.773] BENNY: Our Akita
[00:06.171] They make fun yet I'm the one
[00:09.102] Attempting to do some good
[00:11.419] Or do you really want a neighborhood
[00:14.201] Where people piss on your stoop every night?
[00:17.548] Bohemia, Bohemia's
[00:20.901] A fallacy in your head
[00:24.158] This is Calcutta
[00:26.320] Bohemia is dead
[00:35.469] MARK
[00:35.470] Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes
[00:48.104] Here she lies
[00:51.676] No one knew her worth
[00:55.363] The late great daughter of mother earth
[01:00.652] On this night when we celebrate the birth
[01:06.773] In that little town of Bethlehem
[01:11.349] We raise our glass you bet your ass to
[01:19.588] La vie Boheme
[01:33.760] ALL
[01:33.765] La vie Boheme
[01:38.237] La vie Boheme
[01:42.094] La vie Boheme
[01:45.817] La vie Boheme
[01:46.450] MARK
[01:46.455] To days of inspiration
[01:47.963] Playing hookie, making something out of nothing
[01:50.899] The need to express
[01:52.642] To communicate
[01:53.805] To going against the grain
[01:55.692] Going insane
[01:57.226] Going mad
[02:00.303]
[02:00.304] To loving tension, no pension
[02:02.592] To more than one dimension
[02:04.355] To starving for attention
[02:05.879] Hating convention, hating pretension
[02:08.324] Not to mention of course
[02:10.404] Hating dear old mom and dad
[02:15.207]
[02:15.208] To riding your bike
[02:16.847] Midday past the three-piece suits
[02:19.712] To fruits to no absolutes
[02:21.959] To Absolute to choice
[02:24.184] To the Village Voice
[02:26.192] To any passing fad
[02:29.595] To being an us-for once, instead of a them
[02:35.724]
[02:36.195] ALL
[02:36.196] La vie Boheme
[02:40.039] La vie Boheme
[02:40.810] MAUREEN
[02:45.104] Hey Mister, she's my sister
[02:47.662]
[02:48.200] RESTAURANT MAN
[02:48.204] So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad
[02:50.667] Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
[02:53.319] And one pasta with meatless balls
[02:55.193]
[02:55.872] A BOY: Ugh
[02:57.574] COLLINS: It tastes the same
[02:59.054] MIMI: If you close your eyes
[03:00.591]
[03:00.699] RESTAURANT MAN
[03:00.700] And thirteen orders of fries
[03:02.656] Is that it here?
[03:03.990] ALL:Wine and beer!
[03:05.415]
[03:05.416] MIMI & ANGEL
[03:05.417] To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
[03:09.125] To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
[03:12.748] To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
[03:15.969] To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
[03:19.380]
[03:19.640] MAUREEN & COLLINS
[03:19.641] Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
[03:23.297] Creation, vacation
[03:25.233] MARK: Mucho masturbation
[03:26.986] MAUREEN & COLLINS
[03:27.004] Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new
[03:30.469] COLLINS: To Sontag
[03:31.192] ANGEL: To Sondheim
[03:32.266] FOUR PEOPLE: To anything taboo
[03:34.015] COLLINS & ROGER
[03:34.016] Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
[03:38.011] COLLINS: Lenny Bruce
[03:39.289] ROGER: Langston Hughes
[03:40.604] MAUREEN:To the stage
[03:42.065] PERSON #1: To Uta
[03:42.886] PERSON #2: To Buddha
[03:43.680] PERSON #3: Pablo Neruda, too
[03:46.871]
[03:48.145] MARK & MIMI
[03:48.149] Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
[03:51.875] To blow off Auntie Em
[03:54.278]
[03:54.710] ALL
[03:54.711] La vie Boheme
[03:58.721]
[04:01.630] MR. GREY
[04:01.637] Sisters?
[04:02.272]
[04:03.240] MAUREEN
[04:03.245] We're close
[04:04.213]
[04:07.460] ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY
[04:07.462] Brothers!
[04:07.961]
[04:09.667] MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS
[04:09.668] Bisexuals, trisexuals, Homo Sapiens
[04:12.376] Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, pee Wee Herman
[04:16.424] German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
[04:18.526] Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
[04:21.401] Carmina Burana
[04:23.471] To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
[04:27.340] ALL
[04:27.343] Vaclav Havel The Sex Pistols, 8BC
[04:31.144] To no shame never playing the Fame Game
[04:34.582]
[04:36.068] COLLINS
[04:36.069] To marijuana
[04:37.587] ALL
[04:37.588] To sodomy
[04:38.769] It's between God and me
[04:41.593] To S & M
[04:43.366] BENNY: Waiter...Waiter...
[04:43.868] ALL: La vie Boheme (BENNY: Waiter)
[04:48.316] COLLINS
[04:48.317] In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromtu salon
[04:51.548] will commence immediately following dinner
[04:53.483] Maureen Johnson, just back from her spectacular one-night engagement
[04:57.210] at the eleventh street lot
[04:58.449] will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder
[05:02.034] while accompanying herself on the electric cello
[05:04.267] which she aint never studied
[05:05.890] ROGER
[05:05.894] And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary
[05:08.362] about his inability
[05:09.544] to hold an erection on high holy days
[05:12.127] MARK
[05:12.128] And Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap
[05:15.274] will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance
[05:17.818] to the sounds of iced tea being stirred...
[05:20.108] And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song
[05:23.698] (Roger picks up a guiter and plays)
[05:27.720] MARK
[05:27.721] That doesn't remind us of 'Musetta's Waltz'
[05:30.586] COLLINS
[05:30.587] Angel Dumott Schunard
[05:32.094] will model the latest fall fashions from Paris
[05:34.469] while accompanying herself on the 10-gallon plastic pickle tub
[05:37.980] ANGEL
[05:37.982] And Collins will recount his exploits as an Anarchist
[05:40.918] Including the tale of his successful reprogramming
[05:42.914] of the MIT virtual reality equipment to self
[05:46.141] destruct as it broadcasts the words
[05:48.920] ALL
[05:48.925] "Actual reality Act Up Fight AIDS"
[05:52.410] MIMI
[05:53.595] Excuse me did I do something wrong?
[05:56.786] I get invited then ignored all night long
[06:00.720] ROGER
[06:00.721] I've been trying I'm not lying
[06:03.387] No one's perfect I've got baggage
[06:06.928] MIMI
[06:06.929] Life's too short, babe, time is flying
[06:10.252] I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine
[06:14.740] ROGER
[06:14.744] I should tell, you
[06:15.870] MIMI
[06:15.872] I've got baggage too
[06:17.790] ROGER
[06:17.792] I should tell you
[06:18.550] BOTH
[06:18.552] Baggage (ALL: wine And beer!)
[06:25.770] MIMI
[06:25.775] AZT break
[06:30.150] ROGER
[06:30.151] You?
[06:33.777] MIMI
[06:33.778] Me, You?
[06:37.840] ROGER
[06:37.843] Mimi
[06:41.456]
[06:59.674] Yea!!!
[07:01.757] To Dance
[07:02.192] No Way To Make A Living, Masochism
[07:04.416] Pain, Perfection
[07:05.271] Muscle Spasm, Chiropractors, Short-Careers
[07:07.578] Eating Disorders
[07:08.622] Film
[07:08.982] Adventure, Tedium, No Family, Boring Locations
[07:11.527] Dark Rooms, Perfect Faces, Egos
[07:13.527] Money, Hollywood And Sleaze
[07:15.170] Music
[07:15.744] Food Of Love, Emotion, Mathematics, Isolation
[07:18.516] Rhythm, Feeling, Power, Harmony
[07:20.406] And Heavy Competition
[07:21.745] Anarchy
[07:22.569] Revolution, Justice, Screaming For Solutions
[07:24.771] Forcing Changes, Risk, And Danger
[07:26.620] Making Noise And Making Pleas
[07:28.290] To Faggots, Lezzies, Dykes, Cross Dressers Too
[07:31.711] To Me
[07:32.175] To Me
[07:32.640] To Me
[07:32.859] To You, And You And You, You And You
[07:35.330] To People living With, Living With,Living With
[07:38.194] Not Dying From Disease
[07:40.861] Let He Among Us Without Sin
[07:44.087] Be The First To Condemn
[07:47.268] La Vie Boheme
[07:50.418] La Vie Boheme
[07:53.603] La Vie Boheme
[07:54.226] Anyone Out Of The Mainstream
[07:57.375] Is Anyone In The Mainstream?
[08:00.812] Anyone Alive With A Sex Drive
[08:04.280] Tear Down The Wall
[08:05.818] Aren't We All
[08:07.091] The Opposite Of War
[08:08.495] Isn't Peace... It's Creation
[08:13.415] La Vie Boheme
[08:19.138] Viva La Vie Boheme
[08:22.022]

ANGEL: Who died?
BENNY: Our Akita
They make fun yet I'm the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your stoop every night?
Bohemia, Bohemia's
A fallacy in your head
This is Calcutta
Bohemia is dead
MARK
Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes
Here she lies
No one knew her worth
The late great daughter of mother earth
On this night when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem
We raise our glass you bet your ass to
La vie Boheme
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
MARK
To days of inspiration
Playing hookie, making something out of nothing
The need to express
To communicate
To going against the grain
Going insane
Going mad
To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension
To starving for attention
Hating convention, hating pretension
Not to mention of course
Hating dear old mom and dad
To riding your bike
Midday past the three-piece suits
To fruits to no absolutes
To Absolute to choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad
To being an us-for once, instead of a them
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
MAUREEN
Hey Mister, she's my sister
RESTAURANT MAN
So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls
A BOY: Ugh
COLLINS: It tastes the same
MIMI: If you close your eyes
RESTAURANT MAN
And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
ALL:Wine and beer!
MIMI & ANGEL
To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
MARK: Mucho masturbation
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new
COLLINS: To Sontag
ANGEL: To Sondheim
FOUR PEOPLE: To anything taboo
COLLINS & ROGER
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
COLLINS: Lenny Bruce
ROGER: Langston Hughes
MAUREEN:To the stage
PERSON #1: To Uta
PERSON #2: To Buddha
PERSON #3: Pablo Neruda, too
MARK & MIMI
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em
ALL
La vie Boheme
MR. GREY
Sisters?
MAUREEN
We're close
ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY
Brothers!
MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS
Bisexuals, trisexuals, Homo Sapiens
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, pee Wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
ALL
Vaclav Havel The Sex Pistols, 8BC
To no shame never playing the Fame Game
COLLINS
To marijuana
ALL
To sodomy
It's between God and me
To S & M
BENNY: Waiter...Waiter...
ALL: La vie Boheme (BENNY: Waiter)
COLLINS
In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromtu salon
will commence immediately following dinner
Maureen Johnson, just back from her spectacular one-night engagement
at the eleventh street lot
will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder
while accompanying herself on the electric cello
which she aint never studied
ROGER
And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary
about his inability
to hold an erection on high holy days
MARK
And Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap
will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance
to the sounds of iced tea being stirred...
And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song
(Roger picks up a guiter and plays)
MARK
That doesn't remind us of 'Musetta's Waltz'
COLLINS
Angel Dumott Schunard
will model the latest fall fashions from Paris
while accompanying herself on the 10-gallon plastic pickle tub
ANGEL
And Collins will recount his exploits as an Anarchist
Including the tale of his successful reprogramming
of the MIT virtual reality equipment to self
destruct as it broadcasts the words
ALL
"Actual reality Act Up Fight AIDS"
MIMI
Excuse me did I do something wrong?
I get invited then ignored all night long
ROGER
I've been trying I'm not lying
No one's perfect I've got baggage
MIMI
Life's too short, babe, time is flying
I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine
ROGER
I should tell, you
MIMI
I've got baggage too
ROGER
I should tell you
BOTH
Baggage (ALL: wine And beer!)
MIMI
AZT break
ROGER
You?
MIMI
Me, You?
ROGER
Mimi
Yea!!!
To Dance
No Way To Make A Living, Masochism
Pain, Perfection
Muscle Spasm, Chiropractors, Short-Careers
Eating Disorders
Film
Adventure, Tedium, No Family, Boring Locations
Dark Rooms, Perfect Faces, Egos
Money, Hollywood And Sleaze
Music
Food Of Love, Emotion, Mathematics, Isolation
Rhythm, Feeling, Power, Harmony
And Heavy Competition
Anarchy
Revolution, Justice, Screaming For Solutions
Forcing Changes, Risk, And Danger
Making Noise And Making Pleas
To Faggots, Lezzies, Dykes, Cross Dressers Too
To Me
To Me
To Me
To You, And You And You, You And You
To People living With, Living With,Living With
Not Dying From Disease
Let He Among Us Without Sin
Be The First To Condemn
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
Anyone Out Of The Mainstream
Is Anyone In The Mainstream?
Anyone Alive With A Sex Drive
Tear Down The Wall
Aren't We All
The Opposite Of War
Isn't Peace... It's Creation
La Vie Boheme
Viva La Vie Boheme