[00:00.00] 作词 : Mel Brooks
[00:00.15] 作曲 : Mel Brooks
[00:00.30]Opening night
[00:01.35]Opening night
[00:02.50]It's opening night
[00:08.73]It's Max Bialystock's latest show
[00:12.00]Will it flop or will it go?
[00:15.00]The cast is taking its final bow
[00:18.30]Here comes the audience now
[00:21.30]The doors are open, they're on their way
[00:24.10]Let's hear what they have to say
[00:30.35]He's done it again
[00:32.10]He's done it again
[00:33.60]Max Bialystock has done it again
[00:37.00]We can't believe it
[00:40.05]You can't conceive it
[00:43.00]How'd he achieve it?
[00:45.75]It's the worst show in town
[00:49.40]We sat there sighing
[00:52.40]Groaning and crying
[00:55.50]There's no denying
[00:58.10]It's the worst show in town
[01:01.45]Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss
[01:04.46]We've seen shit, but never like this
[01:09.80]Max Bialystock has done it again
[01:12.90]The songs were rotten
[01:14.50]The book was stinkin'
[01:16.00]What he did to Shakespeare
[01:17.80]Booth did to Lincoln
[01:20.30]We couldn't leave faster
[01:27.00]What a disaster
[01:30.10]We are still in shock
[01:33.00]Who produced this schlock?
[01:35.80]That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock
[01:41.50]What a bum!

作词 : Mel Brooks
作曲 : Mel Brooks
Opening night
Opening night
It's opening night
It's Max Bialystock's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The cast is taking its final bow
Here comes the audience now
The doors are open, they're on their way
Let's hear what they have to say
He's done it again
He's done it again
Max Bialystock has done it again
We can't believe it
You can't conceive it
How'd he achieve it?
It's the worst show in town
We sat there sighing
Groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst show in town
Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss
We've seen shit, but never like this
Max Bialystock has done it again
The songs were rotten
The book was stinkin'
What he did to Shakespeare
Booth did to Lincoln
We couldn't leave faster
What a disaster
We are still in shock
Who produced this schlock?
That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock
What a bum!