[00:13.62]Lime Street in the afternoon
[00:16.38]everybody crazy as a coon
[00:18.99]I'm running round in my underpants
[00:21.60]trying to find some kinda romance
[00:39.90]Quarter past three [sic] on Lime Street
[00:42.72]I got whipped right offa my feet
[00:45.27]Didn't realize that I'd been caught
[00:47.67]till I found myself in the County Court
[01:16.29]'Mr Judge,' I said, 'Won't you please be kind
[01:18.93]Have pity on me, a poor orphan child?'
[01:21.63]Mr Judge he says with a long mean frown
[01:24.57]'Orphan or not, you're going down!'
[01:25.74]Well I screamed on my knees in the witness box,
[01:45.06]'Lord have mercy on my golden locks.'
[01:47.79]The judge I could see that he was snide
[01:50.16]He says, 'The only kind of blonde you are's a peroxide!'
[02:08.19]Oh Lime Street, Lime Street
[02:13.05]Lime Street, that's where we meet

Lime Street in the afternoon
everybody crazy as a coon
I'm running round in my underpants
trying to find some kinda romance
Quarter past three on Lime Street
I got whipped right offa my feet
Didn't realize that I'd been caught
till I found myself in the County Court
'Mr Judge,' I said, 'Won't you please be kind
Have pity on me, a poor orphan child?'
Mr Judge he says with a long mean frown
'Orphan or not, you're going down!'
Well I screamed on my knees in the witness box,
'Lord have mercy on my golden locks.'
The judge I could see that he was snide
He says, 'The only kind of blonde you are's a peroxide!'
Oh Lime Street, Lime Street
Lime Street, that's where we meet