[00:02.56] Now I have a huge problem with social networks
[00:05.46] You know, those websites like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram?
[00:08.58] All that bullshit
[00:10.11] Let's start with Facebook, shall we?
[00:12.22] Other than stupid ass girls posting dumbass statuses
[00:14.92] I don't have too much of a problem
[00:17.85] But what makes you think I'm gonna play six rounds
[00:20.41] Of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and Farmville?
[00:23.95] You gotta understand
[00:25.14] The only thing I play with, while I'm on the internet
[00:27.49] Is my dick!
[00:28.87] Twitter is this huge, uneducated shithole
[00:31.39] Where everybody's an expert and everybody has an opinion
[00:34.48] And everybody's just - just shitting out words
[00:36.67] Shitting - shitting out words that don't make sense
[00:39.85] And YouTube, all I see is the same shit
[00:47.04] Stop it!
[00:48.27] Why doesn't anyone upload some real talent like this?
[01:00.18] It's just giving these kids
[01:01.87] More access to complain
[01:03.16] 24/7
[01:26.22] Other than stupid - stupid girls posting dumb - dumb statuses
[01:29.41] I don't have too much of a problem
[01:31.82] But what makes you think I'm gonna play six rounds
[01:34.54] Of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and Farmville?
[01:37.26] Well, that's too far!
[01:51.12] It's just giving these kids
[01:52.21] More access to complain
[01:56.77] 24/7
[02:09.76] Well, that's too far!
[02:21.78] Stupid ass girls posting dumbass statuses
[03:07.75] Now Instagram is basically picture book version of Twitter
[03:10.61] Cause let's face, who the **** - **** reads anymore?
[03:14.34] All these stupid ass girls think that throwing on a filter
[03:17.39] Makes them photographer
[03:18.89] I accidentally spilled spicy - spicy curry on the lens of my iPhone
[03:22.73] And I still got a better filter than what you girls use
[03:26.19] And we get it!
[03:27.58] You like taking pictures of your food

Now I have a huge problem with social networks
You know, those websites like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram?
All that bullshit
Let's start with Facebook, shall we?
Other than stupid ass girls posting dumbass statuses
I don't have too much of a problem
But what makes you think I'm gonna play six rounds
Of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and Farmville?
You gotta understand
The only thing I play with, while I'm on the internet
Is my dick!
Twitter is this huge, uneducated shithole
Where everybody's an expert and everybody has an opinion
And everybody's just - just shitting out words
Shitting - shitting out words that don't make sense
And YouTube, all I see is the same shit
Stop it!
Why doesn't anyone upload some real talent like this?
It's just giving these kids
More access to complain
24/7
Other than stupid - stupid girls posting dumb - dumb statuses
I don't have too much of a problem
But what makes you think I'm gonna play six rounds
Of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and Farmville?
Well, that's too far!
It's just giving these kids
More access to complain
24/7
Well, that's too far!
Stupid ass girls posting dumbass statuses
Now Instagram is basically picture book version of Twitter
Cause let's face, who the **** - **** reads anymore?
All these stupid ass girls think that throwing on a filter
Makes them photographer
I accidentally spilled spicy - spicy curry on the lens of my iPhone
And I still got a better filter than what you girls use
And we get it!
You like taking pictures of your food