[00:00.000] 作词 : 无
[00:00.226] 作曲 : 狗贩子
[00:00.453]Tell me why i'm waiting
[00:04.703]For someone
[00:08.199]That could't give a **** about me
[00:11.946]Oh~~~
[00:42.957]Oh, my God!天啊！
[00:43.955]That's, like, my dream "I love you" scenario.那就是我梦想中的表白场景啊
[00:46.950]Why didn't you tell me sooner? 为什么你不早点告诉我呢？
[00:49.703]Because when it comes to other people's creepy love stuff, that's when I'm a silent partne.因为一旦遇到其他人恶心的爱情问题，我就会变成"静默"合伙人。
[00:55.208]And you need to stop with this creepy rom-com stuff. 你也得停止沉迷那些恶心的爱情喜剧了
[00:58.203]Life isn't like a movie. 因为生活不像电影
[00:59.700]Sometimes you're not a success right away, 有时你不可能立马获得成功
[01:02.197]sometimes you have to just eat it and be a cupcake,有时你得默默咽下苦果，扮成一个小蛋糕
[01:05.204]and sometimes you have to take your "I love you" whichever way it comes.有时无论别人是在何时何地说"我爱你"你都得接受
[01:09.452]Tell me why i'm waiting
[01:15.200]For someone
[01:18.207]That could't give a **** about me
[01:21.456]Oh~~~
[01:51.956]Andy, it's me!安迪，是我！
[01:53.453]I'll be right out.马上出来
[01:54.648]No, this can't wait any longer. 不，我等不及了
[01:55.646]I don't need a big romantic comedy moment.
[01:56.146]我不需要盛大的浪漫喜剧时刻
[01:58.388]No... 别进来
[01:59.897]Oh, sorry. I thought it was the office!抱歉，我以为这是办公室
[02:02.647]Not the office.这可不是办公室
[02:05.389]I'm stuck. 我卡住了
[02:07.141]Oh, I want to go, but I can't.我想开溜，但溜不了
[02:09.395]And I'll never be able to go again.我以后想开拉也拉不了了
[02:12.644]Well, I'm on the toilet and you're in a cupcake.我正坐在马桶上，你正穿着蛋糕服
[02:15.141]Can't get creepier than this, .没有比这更怪的时刻了
[02:16.651]so, Caroline, 卡洛琳
[02:19.644]I love you，我爱你

作词 : 无
作曲 : 狗贩子
Tell me why i'm waiting
For someone
That could't give a **** about me
Oh~~~
Oh, my God!天啊！
That's, like, my dream "I love you" scenario.那就是我梦想中的表白场景啊
Why didn't you tell me sooner? 为什么你不早点告诉我呢？
Because when it comes to other people's creepy love stuff, that's when I'm a silent partne.因为一旦遇到其他人恶心的爱情问题，我就会变成"静默"合伙人。
And you need to stop with this creepy rom-com stuff. 你也得停止沉迷那些恶心的爱情喜剧了
Life isn't like a movie. 因为生活不像电影
Sometimes you're not a success right away, 有时你不可能立马获得成功
sometimes you have to just eat it and be a cupcake,有时你得默默咽下苦果，扮成一个小蛋糕
and sometimes you have to take your "I love you" whichever way it comes.有时无论别人是在何时何地说"我爱你"你都得接受
Tell me why i'm waiting
For someone
That could't give a **** about me
Oh~~~
Andy, it's me!安迪，是我！
I'll be right out.马上出来
No, this can't wait any longer. 不，我等不及了
I don't need a big romantic comedy moment.
我不需要盛大的浪漫喜剧时刻
No... 别进来
Oh, sorry. I thought it was the office!抱歉，我以为这是办公室
Not the office.这可不是办公室
I'm stuck. 我卡住了
Oh, I want to go, but I can't.我想开溜，但溜不了
And I'll never be able to go again.我以后想开拉也拉不了了
Well, I'm on the toilet and you're in a cupcake.我正坐在马桶上，你正穿着蛋糕服
Can't get creepier than this, .没有比这更怪的时刻了
so, Caroline, 卡洛琳
I love you，我爱你