[00:00.51]Why would you ever kiss me
[00:05.32]I'm not even half as pretty
[00:10.55]You gave her your sweater
[00:13.35]It's just polyester
[00:15.87]But you like her better
[00:18.87]Wish I were Heather
[00:21.37]I still remember third of December
[00:26.62]Me in your sweater you said it looked better
[00:31.24]On me than it did you only if you knew
[00:37.10]How much I liked you but I watch your eyes
[00:41.56]As she walks by
[00:44.90]What a sight for sore eyes
[00:50.14]Brighter than a blue sky
[00:55.31]She's got you mesmerized while I die
[01:03.12]Why would you ever kiss me
[01:07.93]I'm not even half as pretty
[01:13.16]You gave her your sweater
[01:15.96]It's just polyester
[01:18.48]But you like her better
[01:21.48]Wish I were Heather
[01:24.12]Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
[01:28.41]Put your arm 'round her shoulder now I'm getting colder
[01:34.05]But how could I hate her She's such an angel
[01:39.74]But then again kinda wish she were dead
[01:44.09]As she walks by
[01:47.51]What a sight for sore eyes
[01:52.75]Brighter than a blue sky
[01:57.94]She's got you mesmerized while I die
[02:05.64]Why would you ever kiss me
[02:10.58]I'm not even half as pretty
[02:15.76]You gave her your sweater
[02:18.56]It's just polyester
[02:21.05]But you like her better
[02:26.53]Oh oh
[02:26.73]Wish I were Heather
[02:29.23]Why would you ever kiss me
[02:34.11]I'm not even half as pretty
[02:39.19]You gave her your sweater
[02:42.06]It's just polyester
[02:44.44]But you like her better
[02:47.51]Wish I were

Why would you ever kiss me
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
I still remember third of December
Me in your sweater you said it looked better
On me than it did you only if you knew
How much I liked you but I watch your eyes
As she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her She's such an angel
But then again kinda wish she were dead
As she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Oh oh
Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were