[00:24.83]For those of you of weaker constitution
[00:28.57]For those of you who may be faint of heart
[00:32.73]This is a tale of revenge and retribution
[00:37.10]So if you're smart
[00:38.93]Before we start
[00:41.01]You'd best depart
[00:43.10]You'd best depart
[00:45.39]An usher fainted in the aisle
[00:48.24]A nun from Leicester lost her wits
[00:50.02]You might avoid the first or second row
[00:54.24]Blood may spill
[00:56.74]And spines may chill
[00:58.67]It's ghastly - still
[01:00.95]We thought you ought to know
[01:02.94]It's only just past eight
[01:05.12]It's not too late
[01:07.26]For God's sake
[01:09.65]For God's sake
[01:11.89]For God's sake go

For those of you of weaker constitution
For those of you who may be faint of heart
This is a tale of revenge and retribution
So if you're smart
Before we start
You'd best depart
You'd best depart
An usher fainted in the aisle
A nun from Leicester lost her wits
You might avoid the first or second row
Blood may spill
And spines may chill
It's ghastly - still
We thought you ought to know
It's only just past eight
It's not too late
For God's sake
For God's sake
For God's sake go