[00:00.000] 作词 : Luis Resto/Eminem
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Luis Resto/Eminem
[00:00.000]Pick up the god dang phone...
[00:03.820]Where the **** were you Tuesday
[00:07.460]With who you say
[00:08.560]I wasn't at the studio
[00:09.850]**** what'd you do screw Dre
[00:11.440]You went there looking for me
[00:12.690]Oo that excuse is too lame
[00:14.130]Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
[00:17.270]You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre
[00:19.660] Lupe you want to lose two legs
[00:21.960]You try to flip this on me
[00:23.410]If i spent more time with you, you say
[00:25.500]“Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, screw you
[00:28.540]And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
[00:31.300]Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe Oh touche
[00:34.800]You were too two-faced for me
[00:35.930]Thought you was my number one
[00:37.770]True BlueAce but you ain't
[00:39.710]And I can see you and you make
[00:41.020]That little boo-boo face
[00:42.270]Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
[00:43.880]You make my ****ing Blutooth ache
[00:45.800]You feeling blue too late
[00:47.270]Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
[00:50.600]Here's what you say to someone you hate
[00:52.300]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
[01:00.040]And this song just popped in my head and I thought
[01:03.030]Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
[01:07.860]I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
[01:14.250]Think I just relapsed, this shit pushed me over the brink
[01:16.730]Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
[01:19.800]Cops pulled me over but they let me cause I'm only driving drunk
[01:22.760]Cause that shit drove me to drink I'm back on my ****ing ho's
[01:27.160]I hate you for ?? papayas I hate all b*****s the same
[01:30.450]Baby come on excuse the pun but **** you're such a broad statement
[01:34.390]And I ain't channeling my anger through every single station it's on
[01:37.179]Cause a woman broke my heart I say Hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts
[01:41.920]And threw it in the garbage who do you think you are
[01:45.130]******** guess it's time for me to get the dust off
[01:47.480]And pick myself up off the carpet
[01:48.970]But I'll never say the L-word again
[01:52.270]I la-la-la-la lesbian b***h shout
[01:57.190]I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
[01:59.589]My life would be so much better if you ust]
[02:01.600]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
[02:09.880]And this song just popped in my head and I thought
[02:13.300]Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
[02:17.810]I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
[02:23.530]Plus you told me, you love me, forever
[02:32.750]****, that was a lie
[02:35.700]I never, wanted someone, to die
[02:43.800]So bad in my ****ing life but **** it there’s other fish in the sea
[02:47.650]And I'mma have a whale of a time
[02:49.600]Being a single sailor for the night
[02:51.100]**** on a scale of 1 to 10, **** it
[02:53.500]I must be the holy grailer
[02:54.290]Catch this hoe I got an Oscar attached to my ****ing name (great)
[02:57.830]I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh
[03:00.230]Made for me say **** it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer
[03:03.480]These b*****s tryna get atached with the failer
[03:05.670]And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
[03:09.700]Like I'm itchin' to get hitched
[03:10.450]Yeah I'm rich as a **** but b*****s ain't shit
[03:13.300]I'd rather leave a b***h in a ditch
[03:15.090]**** you complain when you listen to this
[03:17.180]But you still throw yourself at me
[03:18.690]That's what I call pitchin' a bicth
[03:20.840]That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
[03:23.530]Long as I got a bat and two b*****s it's foul
[03:25.270]But my b*****s' on strike so all that love shit is null and void
[03:29.700]B*****s I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for b*****s you'd be unemployed
[03:32.850]Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys
[03:37.840]Getting sick at these girls girls girls
[03:39.940]Oink oink oink you ****ing pigs
[03:41.990]All you good boys doink doink doink
[03:44.240]I got 99 problems and the b***h ain't one
[03:46.990]She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun
[03:49.730]I take em all out I hope you hear this song
[03:52.629]And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack
[03:55.230]And just drop dead and I'mma throw a ****ing party after this cause
[03:59.130]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
[04:04.860]And this song just popped in my head and I thought
[04:11.060]Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
[04:15.950]I would feel so (so) much (much) better better better
[04:18.530]I'm just playing b*****s, you know I love you

作词 : Luis Resto/Eminem
作曲 : Luis Resto/Eminem
Pick up the god dang phone...
Where the **** were you Tuesday
With who you say
I wasn't at the studio
**** what'd you do screw Dre
You went there looking for me
Oo that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre
Lupe you want to lose two legs
You try to flip this on me
If i spent more time with you, you say
“Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, screw you
And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe Oh touche
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one
True BlueAce but you ain't
And I can see you and you make
That little boo-boo face
Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
You make my ****ing Blutooth ache
You feeling blue too late
Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
Here's what you say to someone you hate
My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
And this song just popped in my head and I thought
Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
Think I just relapsed, this shit pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
Cops pulled me over but they let me cause I'm only driving drunk
Cause that shit drove me to drink I'm back on my ****ing ho's
I hate you for ?? papayas I hate all b*****s the same
Baby come on excuse the pun but **** you're such a broad statement
And I ain't channeling my anger through every single station it's on
Cause a woman broke my heart I say Hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts
And threw it in the garbage who do you think you are
******** guess it's time for me to get the dust off
And pick myself up off the carpet
But I'll never say the L-word again
I la-la-la-la lesbian b***h shout
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life would be so much better if you ust]
My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
And this song just popped in my head and I thought
Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3
Plus you told me, you love me, forever
****, that was a lie
I never, wanted someone, to die
So bad in my ****ing life but **** it there’s other fish in the sea
And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor for the night
**** on a scale of 1 to 10, **** it
I must be the holy grailer
Catch this hoe I got an Oscar attached to my ****ing name (great)
I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh
Made for me say **** it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer
These b*****s tryna get atached with the failer
And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
Like I'm itchin' to get hitched
Yeah I'm rich as a **** but b*****s ain't shit
I'd rather leave a b***h in a ditch
**** you complain when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me
That's what I call pitchin' a bicth
That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two b*****s it's foul
But my b*****s' on strike so all that love shit is null and void
B*****s I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for b*****s you'd be unemployed
Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys
Getting sick at these girls girls girls
Oink oink oink you ****ing pigs
All you good boys doink doink doink
I got 99 problems and the b***h ain't one
She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun
I take em all out I hope you hear this song
And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack
And just drop dead and I'mma throw a ****ing party after this cause
My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead)
And this song just popped in my head and I thought
Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better better better
I'm just playing b*****s, you know I love you