[00:06.69]Hey Jack, what's happenin'
[00:07.83]I don't know.
[00:10.32]Well, uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore.
[00:15.60]Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore.
[00:18.18]Whadda ya gonna do down there
[00:19.77]Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
[00:26.37]Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt y'know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a' jail.
[00:31.53]Uh huh.
[00:34.17]Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there
[00:37.35]Uh, what's the Sand Bar
[00:40.53]Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
[00:43.38]Ah, cool.
[00:44.97]Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there
[00:46.95]Uh, who
[00:49.89]My favourite cover band, Crystal Shit.
[00:53.82]Wow.
[00:53.97]Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
[00:59.37]Love me two times baby
[01:04.20]Love me twice today
[01:08.04]Love me two times girl
[01:10.32]Cause I got AIDS
[01:14.07]Love me two times baby
[01:16.02]Once for tomorrow
[01:17.55]Once cause I got AIDS
[01:20.31]Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
[01:22.11]I hope those guys have a good sense a' humour and don't take us into court.
[01:26.79]Uh, what's the court
[01:28.23]Never mind that, the important thing here...
[01:30.27]You mean the People's Court.
[01:31.89]Now, that's another story.
[01:33.09]The important thing here is that we get to the part
[01:35.91]Where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
[01:38.91]Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore
[01:41.16]Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
[01:44.16]Ah wow, how'd ya get a car
[01:46.38]Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
[01:49.65]You're kidding
[01:50.91]I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
[01:56.37]Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got
[02:00.42]I've got a bitchin' Camaro...
[02:02.85]Verse 1
[02:05.67]Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
[02:07.50]I ran over my neighbors
[02:09.33]Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
[02:11.22]Now I'm in all the papers
[02:12.87]My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
[02:14.70]With no insurance to match
[02:16.50]So if I happen to run you down
[02:18.42]Please don't leave a scratch
[02:20.40]I ran over some old lady
[02:22.14]One night at the county fair
[02:24.09]And I didn't get arrested
[02:25.89]Because my dad's the mayor
[02:27.09]Verse 2
[02:27.93]Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
[02:29.73]Donuts on your lawn
[02:31.77]Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
[02:33.54]Tony Orlando and Dawn
[02:35.40]When I drive past the kids
[02:37.29]They all spit and cuss
[02:38.58]Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
[02:40.89]And they have to ride the bus
[02:42.84]So you'd better get out of my way
[02:44.61]When I come through your yard
[02:46.56]Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
[02:48.27]And an Exxon credit card
[02:50.34]Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
[02:52.11]Hey man where ya headed
[02:53.43]Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
[02:55.74]I'm drunk on unleaded

Hey Jack, what's happenin'
I don't know.
Well, uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore.
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore.
Whadda ya gonna do down there
Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt y'know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a' jail.
Uh huh.
Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there
Uh, what's the Sand Bar
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Ah, cool.
Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there
Uh, who
My favourite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Wow.
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS
Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
I hope those guys have a good sense a' humour and don't take us into court.
Uh, what's the court
Never mind that, the important thing here...
You mean the People's Court.
Now, that's another story.
The important thing here is that we get to the part
Where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Ah wow, how'd ya get a car
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
You're kidding
I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got
I've got a bitchin' Camaro...
Verse 1
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Now I'm in all the papers
My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch
I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor
Verse 2
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus
So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Hey man where ya headed
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I'm drunk on unleaded