[00:00.000] 作词 : Max Bemis
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Max Bemis
[00:10.646]If I die and go to hell real soon
[00:14.911]It will appear to me as this room
[00:18.930]And for eternity I'd lay in bed
[00:22.192]In my boxers, half stoned
[00:24.489]With a pillow under my head
[00:27.511]I'd be chatting on the interweb
[00:31.551]Maggots prey upon the living dead
[00:35.833]I had no interest in the things she said
[00:39.094]On the phone every day
[00:41.100]I'll permanently hit the hay, hey
[00:43.864]I called her on the phone
[00:45.367]And she touched herself
[00:47.630]She touched herself
[00:49.945]She touched herself
[00:52.212]I called her on the phone
[00:54.000]And she touched herself
[00:56.292]I laughed myself to sleep
[00:59.862]At this rate
[01:01.146]I'll be heading for electric chairs
[01:05.163]I'm only human, with my cross to bear
[01:09.446]When she described her underwear
[01:12.706]I forgot all the rules
[01:14.714]My rabbi taught me in the old shul
[01:17.978]You're too young to be this empty girl
[01:21.991]I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
[01:26.288]Know that you will be my downfall
[01:29.555]But I call, and I call, and I call
[01:34.320]I called her on the phone
[01:35.828]And she touched herself
[01:38.345]She touched herself
[01:40.600]She touched herself
[01:42.630]Called her on the phone
[01:44.411]And she touched herself
[01:46.667]I laughed myself to sleep
[01:51.935]I don't know what I want
[01:55.955]I don't know what I want
[02:00.221]I don't know what I want
[02:04.486]I don't know what I want
[02:08.501]I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet)
[02:12.854]I don't know what I want (Then I lied about it)
[02:16.910]I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet)
[02:21.175]I don't know what I want (Then I lied about it)
[02:24.688]I called her on the phone
[02:26.484]And she touched herself
[02:28.994]She touched herself
[02:31.002]She touched herself
[02:33.259]Called her on the phone
[02:35.013]And she touched herself
[02:37.271]I laughed myself to sleep (Woah!)
[02:41.568]I called her on the phone (Woah!)
[02:43.359]And she touched herself (Woah!)
[02:45.693]She touched herself (Woah!)
[02:47.978]She touched herself (Woah!)
[02:50.235]Called her on the phone (Woah!)
[02:51.742]And she touched herself
[02:54.258]I laughed myself to sleep

作词 : Max Bemis
作曲 : Max Bemis
If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With a pillow under my head
I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots prey upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay, hey
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human, with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My rabbi taught me in the old shul
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that you will be my downfall
But I call, and I call, and I call
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
Called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want (Then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want (Then I lied about it)
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
Called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep (Woah!)
I called her on the phone (Woah!)
And she touched herself (Woah!)
She touched herself (Woah!)
She touched herself (Woah!)
Called her on the phone (Woah!)
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep