[00:00.000] 作词 : Sirius α
[00:00.045] 作曲 : Sirius α
[00:00.091]演唱：Sirius α
[00:00.091]作曲：Sirius α
[00:00.341]作词：Sirius α
[00:00.341]编曲：胡勇/Sirius α
[00:00.591]
[00:01.344]Hey guys
[00:01.845]Since you are all here
[00:03.101]Let’s get started!
[00:09.871]
[00:10.873]You listen to me
[00:12.878]I’m happy to be
[00:14.634]A person who indulges in math
[00:17.898]From sandwich law to L’Hopital’s rule
[00:21.661]And Euler I remember you yea
[00:26.180]Wait a second... Let’s start over again—
[00:28.438]
[00:30.195]I want you to know
[00:32.204]There’s noting special
[00:33.710]Just another day I mess up my quiz Oh man
[00:37.226]I’ll give myself a shot and still hang out with my bestie
[00:40.997]Cuz I will not quit the job I can still work it out and keep it up!
[00:45.014]
[00:45.766]Oh derivative and integral
[00:51.039]A lovely couple just like calculus and me
[00:57.065]
[00:58.068]I love calculus
[01:01.583]You will fall in love with me one day
[01:05.106]Though you’ve broken my heart
[01:06.863]Scores give me alert
[01:09.122]But hang in there time will see I will fight stay up night
[01:12.637]Look who’s talking ohhh it is me
[01:15.651]I love calculus
[01:19.166]You cannot get me there
[01:22.931]I’ll draw you a graph
[01:24.194]And show you critical point and don’t laugh
[01:29.469]It is the thoughts that count!
[01:41.519]
[01:42.021]Hey you are an A (very impressive)
[01:43.778]Oh I got a B (there, there)
[01:45.785]Please don’t compare some people never learn that everyone is good at different things
[01:50.305]I can sing I will teach you one day just take it easy dude!
[01:53.568]
[01:55.828]Calculus my sweetie
[01:57.839]Calculus my honey
[01:59.847]I will always sing for you
[02:03.865](以下三句引用Édith Piaf的La Vie en Rose)
[02:04.116]“Quand il me prend dans ses bras
[02:09.136]Qu'il me parle tout bas
[02:12.921]Je vois la vie en rose”
[02:19.450]I give you all and I love you
[02:23.969]
[02:24.723]I love calculus (I really really like you)
[02:28.007]You will fall in love with me one day (I know you’ll do)
[02:31.524]It is easier said that done
[02:33.536]So practice a ton
[02:35.293]Just hang in there time will see I will fight stay up night
[02:38.812]Look whose drinking coffee (it’s me)
[02:42.082]I love calculus
[02:45.346]You cannot get me there (Don’t treat me like that)
[02:49.113]I’ll write you a series
[02:50.870]And solve out the range and don’t ask Mrs. Siri
[02:55.645]It is the thoughts that count!
[02:59.915]
[03:01.420]Bazinga! Bazinga!
[03:03.427]Please buy me a costa
[03:05.184]Just relax just relax
[03:06.692]Calculus oh perplex
[03:08.710]Bazinga! Bazinga!
[03:10.216]Please get real oh Basta
[03:11.972]Oh shut up oh shut up
[03:13.987]Things will go up and up!
[03:15.747]
[03:21.521]Haha you know what?
[03:23.279]I love calculus. Hmmm so addicted.
[03:26.793]Do not laugh at this relationship!!!
[03:29.553]How smart I am? You will never know!
[03:32.030]

作词 : Sirius α
作曲 : Sirius α
演唱：Sirius α
作曲：Sirius α
作词：Sirius α
编曲：胡勇/Sirius α
Hey guys
Since you are all here
Let’s get started!
You listen to me
I’m happy to be
A person who indulges in math
From sandwich law to L’Hopital’s rule
And Euler I remember you yea
Wait a second... Let’s start over again—
I want you to know
There’s noting special
Just another day I mess up my quiz Oh man
I’ll give myself a shot and still hang out with my bestie
Cuz I will not quit the job I can still work it out and keep it up!
Oh derivative and integral
A lovely couple just like calculus and me
I love calculus
You will fall in love with me one day
Though you’ve broken my heart
Scores give me alert
But hang in there time will see I will fight stay up night
Look who’s talking ohhh it is me
I love calculus
You cannot get me there
I’ll draw you a graph
And show you critical point and don’t laugh
It is the thoughts that count!
Hey you are an A (very impressive)
Oh I got a B (there, there)
Please don’t compare some people never learn that everyone is good at different things
I can sing I will teach you one day just take it easy dude!
Calculus my sweetie
Calculus my honey
I will always sing for you
(以下三句引用Édith Piaf的La Vie en Rose)
“Quand il me prend dans ses bras
Qu'il me parle tout bas
Je vois la vie en rose”
I give you all and I love you
I love calculus (I really really like you)
You will fall in love with me one day (I know you’ll do)
It is easier said that done
So practice a ton
Just hang in there time will see I will fight stay up night
Look whose drinking coffee (it’s me)
I love calculus
You cannot get me there (Don’t treat me like that)
I’ll write you a series
And solve out the range and don’t ask Mrs. Siri
It is the thoughts that count!
Bazinga! Bazinga!
Please buy me a costa
Just relax just relax
Calculus oh perplex
Bazinga! Bazinga!
Please get real oh Basta
Oh shut up oh shut up
Things will go up and up!
Haha you know what?
I love calculus. Hmmm so addicted.
Do not laugh at this relationship!!!
How smart I am? You will never know!