[00:02.00]What thing is this, that, laid to rest
[00:08.00]On my doorstep is oozing?
[00:13.00]Now what to do with putrid goo,
[00:19.00]A story so confusing.
[00:25.00]This, this, a body dead,
[00:30.00]That had the mind of my friend Ed.
[00:36.00]Weird, weird, it's Asenath,
[00:41.00]Ed's wife possessed by Ephraim!
[00:47.00]He's in her body 'cause she stole Ed's:
[00:52.00]With magic black she willed him.
[00:58.00]Poor Ed, poor Ed, I shot him dead;
[01:03.00]My bullets finally killed him.
[01:09.00]Die, die, old Ephraim Waite,
[01:14.00]You body stealing magician!
[01:20.00]Weird, weird, this liquid corpse,
[01:25.00]My friend, poor Edward Derby!

What thing is this, that, laid to rest
On my doorstep is oozing?
Now what to do with putrid goo,
A story so confusing.
This, this, a body dead,
That had the mind of my friend Ed.
Weird, weird, it's Asenath,
Ed's wife possessed by Ephraim!
He's in her body 'cause she stole Ed's:
With magic black she willed him.
Poor Ed, poor Ed, I shot him dead;
My bullets finally killed him.
Die, die, old Ephraim Waite,
You body stealing magician!
Weird, weird, this liquid corpse,
My friend, poor Edward Derby!