[00:09.78]I am complete!
[00:31.02]*******!
[00:31.02]Yes you are ******, ************t out of luck
[00:34.86]Now I'm complete and my ******* you will suck
[00:38.49]This world will be mine and you're first in line
[00:42.03]You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[00:47.88]Wait! Wait! Wait!
[00:51.00]You mother******
[00:54.03]We challenge you to a rock off!
[01:01.62]Give us one chance to rock your socks off
[01:04.80]*******, *******, *******
[01:04.80]The demon code prevents me
[01:17.67]From declining a rock off challenge
[01:21.57]What are your terms? What's the catch?
[01:25.56]If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
[01:39.30]And also you will have to pay our rent.
[01:49.71]And what if I win?
[01:54.36]Then you can take Kage back to hell...
[02:00.57]What?
[02:01.08]Trust me Kage, it's the only way
[02:03.72]What the ******* are you talking about?
[02:04.35]...to be your little ************.
[02:05.64]Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[02:27.30]I'm the devil, I love metal!
[02:28.29]Check this riff, it's ******g tasty
[02:34.50]I'm the devil, I can do what I want
[02:38.28]Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt
[02:41.64]There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
[02:48.93]I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
[02:52.65]I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
[02:56.13]I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[02:58.11]No!
[03:09.18]C'mon Kage, bring the thunder.
[03:25.05]There's just no way that we can win
[03:27.48]That was a masterpiece.
[03:29.67]Listen to me
[03:30.75]He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[03:35.07]Goddamn-it Kage
[03:36.99]He gonna make you his *** slave
[03:39.90]You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[03:42.18]No
[03:42.99]Unless we bust a massive monster mamma jam.
[03:48.00]Dude
[03:49.20]We've been through so much ************t
[03:52.62]Deactivated lasers with my ************
[03:54.42]Now it's time to blow this ****** down!
[04:02.22]C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
[04:05.22]I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
[04:07.89]Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
[04:10.86]We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[04:13.65]Now we've got to blow this ****** down
[04:16.95]He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[04:19.77]C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
[04:22.17]Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
[04:24.93]Hey anti-christ-a, Beelzeboss
[04:27.84]We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
[04:30.69]We rock the ca************ah, and blow your mind
[04:33.51]We will defeat you for all mankind
[04:36.42]You hold the scepter
[04:37.26]We hold the key
[04:39.36]You are the devil
[04:52.47]We are the D!
[04:57.93]You guys are ******g lame!
[04:59.31]Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
[05:03.15]Taste my lightning, ******!
[05:04.53]No!
[05:05.58]Ow! *******!
[05:15.00]My ******' horn!
[05:16.41]Oh no!
[05:16.50]From whence you came you shall remain
[05:20.01]Until you are complete again
[05:27.66]No!
[05:27.72]******* you Kage and ******* you Jables!
[05:55.95]I'll get you Tenacious D!

I am complete!
*******!
Yes you are ******, ************t out of luck
Now I'm complete and my ******* you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You mother******
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
*******, *******, *******
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent.
And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to hell...
What?
Trust me Kage, it's the only way
What the ******* are you talking about?
...to be your little ************.
Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's ******g tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
No!
C'mon Kage, bring the thunder.
There's just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece.
Listen to me
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Goddamn-it Kage
He gonna make you his *** slave
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
No
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma jam.
Dude
We've been through so much ************t
Deactivated lasers with my ************
Now it's time to blow this ****** down!
C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
Now we've got to blow this ****** down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
Hey anti-christ-a, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the ca************ah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter
We hold the key
You are the devil
We are the D!
You guys are ******g lame!
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, ******!
No!
Ow! *******!
My ******' horn!
Oh no!
From whence you came you shall remain
Until you are complete again
No!
******* you Kage and ******* you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!