[00:00.000]
[00:00.538]I can do this
[00:02.369]somehow I know it
[00:04.581]I'll get heacen behind my plans
[00:07.442]Charlie hold on
[00:09.006]There's just no way I could blow it
[00:12.572]Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[00:15.801]It's just a meeting
[00:17.051]To change their minds and touch their hearts
[00:20.478]Or whatever angels have
[00:23.038]This could be bad.
[00:24.238]Cheer up Vaggie
[00:25.801]This could be swell
[00:27.518]Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell
[00:32.200]Okay but just don't sing to them.
[00:34.072]That bitch is halfway down the street.
[00:35.662]Is she...
[00:36.280]Oh she's dancin'
[00:37.677]Ugh..no!
[00:38.521]There's warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
[00:41.585]Every street's so revealing it's hard not to stare
[00:45.089]It's a reaim so appealing it beats anywhere
[00:48.458]If you don''t mind the smell
[00:51.721]It's a happy day in hell
[00:55.125]Hi Mister!
[00:55.943]Go **** yourself!
[00:57.289]There's an endless trashfire that's burning my soul
[01:00.027]Hello!
[01:00.809]Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
[01:03.504]Uh,excuse me
[01:04.130]Doing what is required we all have our roles
[01:07.450]I'm not doing well
[01:10.397]Another shitty day in hell
[01:13.874]If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
[01:17.452]That any soul can change
[01:20.186]Cuz angels'minds are hard to change
[01:21.050]And they'll know everyone can be redeemed
[01:24.292]From the evil to the strange
[01:26.670]They are bloodthirsty and deranged
[01:29.747]I can hear all their stories
[01:32.055]The lost and displaced
[01:34.132]And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
[01:37.812]But if I open the door and I give them a place
[01:41.225]At my Hazbin Hotel
[01:44.285]It'll be a happy day in Hell
[01:51.918]From the porn studio
[01:53.463]Where the cinephiles go to watch award-winning demon bukake shows
[01:57.785]To the Cannibal Town where they don't wear a frown
[02:00.483]Cuz-holy shit oh my gosh
[02:02.350]WHY???
[02:03.914]And I don't give a crow that
[02:05.982]His brain's got in my eye
[02:09.208]Cuz I know I can spare them
[02:11.498]From Heaven's genocide
[02:14.585]I'can do this,I just know it
[02:15.508]There's andless trashfire that's burning my soul
[02:18.151]I'll get heaven behind my plans
[02:21.556]There's just no way I could blow it
[02:22.581]I kinda like that barbed wire that shoved in my hole
[02:24.803]Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[02:28.075]To change their minds
[02:29.765]And touch my parts
[02:31.592]Uh...no thank you,I'm just gonna
[02:33.756]Fulfill my destiny
[02:37.050]Your loss,bitch!
[02:38.209]I can already tell
[02:41.015]Today is gonna be a ****ing happy day in Hell

I can do this
somehow I know it
I'll get heacen behind my plans
Charlie hold on
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
It's just a meeting
To change their minds and touch their hearts
Or whatever angels have
This could be bad.
Cheer up Vaggie
This could be swell
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell
Okay but just don't sing to them.
That bitch is halfway down the street.
Is she...
Oh she's dancin'
Ugh..no!
There's warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every street's so revealing it's hard not to stare
It's a reaim so appealing it beats anywhere
If you don''t mind the smell
It's a happy day in hell
Hi Mister!
Go **** yourself!
There's an endless trashfire that's burning my soul
Hello!
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
Uh,excuse me
Doing what is required we all have our roles
I'm not doing well
Another shitty day in hell
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change
Cuz angels'minds are hard to change
And they'll know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange
They are bloodthirsty and deranged
I can hear all their stories
The lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in Hell
From the porn studio
Where the cinephiles go to watch award-winning demon bukake shows
To the Cannibal Town where they don't wear a frown
Cuz-holy shit oh my gosh
WHY???
And I don't give a crow that
His brain's got in my eye
Cuz I know I can spare them
From Heaven's genocide
I'can do this,I just know it
There's andless trashfire that's burning my soul
I'll get heaven behind my plans
There's just no way I could blow it
I kinda like that barbed wire that shoved in my hole
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
To change their minds
And touch my parts
Uh...no thank you,I'm just gonna
Fulfill my destiny
Your loss,bitch!
I can already tell
Today is gonna be a ****ing happy day in Hell