[00:00.00] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.30] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.61]Um, I moved to Hollywood recently from Boston, where I grew up,
[00:04.90]And I heard about these wild Hollywood party nights that people would have
[00:08.63]I didn't think they were true until I moved to Hollywood and I started having them
[00:11.41]This a song about a crazy night I had a couple of months ago.
[00:14.72]It's called "What Did I Do Last Night?"
[00:20.95]
[00:21.92]Yeah
[00:22.49](Yeah, yeah)
[00:24.25]What the f**k did I do last night?
[00:34.48]I cried myself to sleep
[00:50.42]It was a good one
[00:53.05]I like the word poop, sorry
[00:56.47]Yeah, we're getting edgy
[00:58.35]I like the word poop, because when you say the word 'poop'
[01:00.65]Your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when it poops
[01:06.60]Poop
[01:09.48]Not my best, probably my worst
[01:11.94]
[01:14.19]When did my mother first describe gay sex to me?
[01:16.09]Good question, I was 8 years old
[01:17.53]I have a joke for that
[01:19.14]I was 8 years old
[01:20.04]She sat me down at the dinner table, she was very mature about it
[01:23.36]She said, "Do you know your father and I love each other?"
[01:24.93]I said, "Of course.
[01:26.14]You and dad love each other more than 2 people in the world,
[01:28.35]Could possibly love each other."
[01:29.72]She said,
[01:30.55]"Well two men can love each other in the exact same way that your father and I love each other."
[01:36.59]Yeah, she said, "What happens when two men love each other like that?
[01:38.83]What they do is they take off their clothes...
[01:41.41]They get in the bed...
[01:44.80]And they shit ON THE BIBLE!"
[01:55.08]So I don't really talk to her anymore

作词 : Bo Burnham
作曲 : Bo Burnham
Um, I moved to Hollywood recently from Boston, where I grew up,
And I heard about these wild Hollywood party nights that people would have
I didn't think they were true until I moved to Hollywood and I started having them
This a song about a crazy night I had a couple of months ago.
It's called "What Did I Do Last Night?"
Yeah
(Yeah, yeah)
What the f**k did I do last night?
I cried myself to sleep
It was a good one
I like the word poop, sorry
Yeah, we're getting edgy
I like the word poop, because when you say the word 'poop'
Your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when it poops
Poop
Not my best, probably my worst
When did my mother first describe gay sex to me?
Good question, I was 8 years old
I have a joke for that
I was 8 years old
She sat me down at the dinner table, she was very mature about it
She said, "Do you know your father and I love each other?"
I said, "Of course.
You and dad love each other more than 2 people in the world,
Could possibly love each other."
She said,
"Well two men can love each other in the exact same way that your father and I love each other."
Yeah, she said, "What happens when two men love each other like that?
What they do is they take off their clothes...
They get in the bed...
And they shit ON THE BIBLE!"
So I don't really talk to her anymore