[00:29.50]Bart and Lisa:Our life is so confusing,
[00:32.64]No reason and no rhyme.
[00:36.22]We've got this funny feeling,
[00:39.46]Getting old before our time.
[00:45.47]Gimme whachu got!
[00:46.17]Gimme whachu got!
[00:47.11]I know whachu got!
[00:47.95]Gimme whachu got!
[00:50.42]Lisa:What kind of love brings such confusion?
[00:55.29]Bart:Shuts out the sun and kills all glee?
[01:00.63]Bart and Lisa:What are these blues we're here to tell you?
[01:06.46]Bart, Lisa, and Back-up Singers:It's sibling rivalry!
[01:12.21]I don't wanna share!
[01:13.26]I wanna make you nuts!
[01:14.14]Gimme whachu got!
[01:15.00]Gotta have it all!
[01:17.45]Bart:Sometimes I see her doing homework.
[01:22.20]Lisa:I'm working hard all by myself.
[01:27.20]Bart:And who can stand a happy sister?
[01:31.85]Lisa:He hates I don't require help!
[01:35.22]Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[01:36.57]Bart:I put a spider on her shoulder.
[01:39.71]Back-up Singers:Oh, yeah! Ooh-ooh!
[01:41.46]Lisa:I'm not aware that it is fake.
[01:44.76]Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[01:46.26]Bart:I ask her what the heck that thing is.
[01:50.10]Back-up Singers:Ew!
[01:51.10]Lisa:I turn and start I scream and shake!
[01:53.86]Back-up Singers:Scream and shake!
[01:56.17]Bart:Whyyyyyyy does it feel so good?
[02:00.40]My idea of fun!
[02:04.79]I know it's wrong to feel so mean,
[02:09.38]You...you should've hear her scream!
[02:33.35]Lisa:I am not blameless in this equation.
[02:37.98]Bart:She likes to talk over my head.
[02:42.82]Lisa:Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations.
[02:46.90]Back-up Singers:Poor Bart.
[02:47.53]Bart:Before a test, she makes me dread.
[02:50.91]Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[02:52.55]Lisa:'Cause I predict that he will fail.
[02:55.52]Back-up Singers:Gonna flunk, ooh-ooh!
[02:57.19]Bart:I chase her down when she is right.
[03:00.43]Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[03:01.91]Lisa:When I refuse to just turn tail.
[03:05.26]Back-up Singers:Hold your ground, Lisa.
[03:06.69]Bart and Lisa:We have our most outstanding fights!
[03:09.60]Back-up Singers:OUTSTANDING FIGHTS!
[03:12.85]Lisa:What kind of love brings such contusions?
[03:17.92]Bart:All these Band-Aids the world can see?
[03:23.20]Bart and Lisa:What is this shame we're here to tell you?
[03:29.70]Bart, Lisa, and Back-up Singers:It's sibling rivalry!
[03:42.42]Bart and Lisa:A brother and a sister.
[03:45.78]We're trying not to boast.
[03:49.31]But we can't help believing
[03:52.52]That we'll always be this close.
[04:00.18]Back-up Singers:Siblings find it, oh, so hard
[04:06.35]When it comes to giving
[04:12.62]If they once tried singing background for a living!
[04:28.69]Bart and Lisa:A brother and a sister,
[04:32.27]We will always be this close.
[04:39.16]Bart:Let go of my hand, Lisa.

Bart and Lisa:Our life is so confusing,
No reason and no rhyme.
We've got this funny feeling,
Getting old before our time.
Gimme whachu got!
Gimme whachu got!
I know whachu got!
Gimme whachu got!
Lisa:What kind of love brings such confusion?
Bart:Shuts out the sun and kills all glee?
Bart and Lisa:What are these blues we're here to tell you?
Bart, Lisa, and Back-up Singers:It's sibling rivalry!
I don't wanna share!
I wanna make you nuts!
Gimme whachu got!
Gotta have it all!
Bart:Sometimes I see her doing homework.
Lisa:I'm working hard all by myself.
Bart:And who can stand a happy sister?
Lisa:He hates I don't require help!
Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Bart:I put a spider on her shoulder.
Back-up Singers:Oh, yeah! Ooh-ooh!
Lisa:I'm not aware that it is fake.
Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Bart:I ask her what the heck that thing is.
Back-up Singers:Ew!
Lisa:I turn and start I scream and shake!
Back-up Singers:Scream and shake!
Bart:Whyyyyyyy does it feel so good?
My idea of fun!
I know it's wrong to feel so mean,
You...you should've hear her scream!
Lisa:I am not blameless in this equation.
Bart:She likes to talk over my head.
Lisa:Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations.
Back-up Singers:Poor Bart.
Bart:Before a test, she makes me dread.
Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Lisa:'Cause I predict that he will fail.
Back-up Singers:Gonna flunk, ooh-ooh!
Bart:I chase her down when she is right.
Back-up Singers:Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Lisa:When I refuse to just turn tail.
Back-up Singers:Hold your ground, Lisa.
Bart and Lisa:We have our most outstanding fights!
Back-up Singers:OUTSTANDING FIGHTS!
Lisa:What kind of love brings such contusions?
Bart:All these Band-Aids the world can see?
Bart and Lisa:What is this shame we're here to tell you?
Bart, Lisa, and Back-up Singers:It's sibling rivalry!
Bart and Lisa:A brother and a sister.
We're trying not to boast.
But we can't help believing
That we'll always be this close.
Back-up Singers:Siblings find it, oh, so hard
When it comes to giving
If they once tried singing background for a living!
Bart and Lisa:A brother and a sister,
We will always be this close.
Bart:Let go of my hand, Lisa.