[00:06.55]Let me tell you about Petah Tikva
[00:09.55]Such a city, everybody loves it!
[00:12.60]Lots of fun, lots of arts, lots of culture
[00:15.14]That's Petah Tikva
[00:17.21]With a "P"!
[00:18.73]Where you are, this is not Petah Tikva
[00:21.79]Such a city, nobody knows it!
[00:24.84]Not a fun, not an art, not a culture
[00:27.39]This is Bet Hatikvah
[00:29.46]With a "B"!
[00:30.97]Like in "boring"
[00:32.48]Like in "barren"
[00:33.93]Like in "bullshit"
[00:35.49]Like in "bland"
[00:37.08]Like in "basically bleak and beige"
[00:39.27]And "blah"
[00:40.94]Blah, blah
[00:46.21]Stick a pin in a map of a desert
[00:49.27]Build a road to the middle of a desert
[00:52.32]Pour cement on the spot in the desert
[00:54.82]That's Bet Hatikvah
[00:57.94]Welcome to Nowhere
[00:59.92]Behold
[01:02.21]Where there was once only desert
[01:04.12]Is the town of Bet Hatikvah
[01:07.34]See, apartments!
[01:13.18]Gaze upon my cafe
[01:17.89]While you're here, be sure to go back and forth
[01:20.58]Between my cafe
[01:22.14]And the apartments
[01:24.38]So much to explore!
[01:39.57]Pick a sand hill of your choosing
[01:42.63]Take some bricks that no one's using
[01:45.68]Build some buildings
[01:47.13]Put some Jews in
[01:48.68]Then blah, blah, blah
[01:50.24](Bet Hatikvah!)
[01:51.97]Here you are, in renowned Bet Hatikvah
[01:54.99]Go ahead, look around Bet Hatikvah
[01:58.12]Lucky you, you have found Bet Hatikvah
[02:00.60]Welcome to Nowhere
[02:02.67]With a "B"!
[02:03.66]Welcome to Nowhere!

Let me tell you about Petah Tikva
Such a city, everybody loves it!
Lots of fun, lots of arts, lots of culture
That's Petah Tikva
With a "P"!
Where you are, this is not Petah Tikva
Such a city, nobody knows it!
Not a fun, not an art, not a culture
This is Bet Hatikvah
With a "B"!
Like in "boring"
Like in "barren"
Like in "bullshit"
Like in "bland"
Like in "basically bleak and beige"
And "blah"
Blah, blah
Stick a pin in a map of a desert
Build a road to the middle of a desert
Pour cement on the spot in the desert
That's Bet Hatikvah
Welcome to Nowhere
Behold
Where there was once only desert
Is the town of Bet Hatikvah
See, apartments!
Gaze upon my cafe
While you're here, be sure to go back and forth
Between my cafe
And the apartments
So much to explore!
Pick a sand hill of your choosing
Take some bricks that no one's using
Build some buildings
Put some Jews in
Then blah, blah, blah
(Bet Hatikvah!)
Here you are, in renowned Bet Hatikvah
Go ahead, look around Bet Hatikvah
Lucky you, you have found Bet Hatikvah
Welcome to Nowhere
With a "B"!
Welcome to Nowhere!